Talent

To all the moms out there who like to brag about how their kid can recite their abc's forward and backward, while balancing on one foot, while playing the guitar, I just have one thing to say....

Yeah, but can she do this?

That takes talent right there.

And check out my other kid.  She's got talent too, I tell you!  Chips and bacon while wearing tights!

And the ability to wear many hats all at the same time!

This is the future of America, people, pay attention!